LEONOR

So... a future Queen of Spain has been born, and her Mum says "Who do you think she looks like?" Well, Winston Churchill, of course, like ALL babies!

And WHAT colour do they wrap her in for her first press call – BEIGE!!! I ask you, talk about conforming to Madrid-female-stereotype. Soon, they´ll be dyeing her hair blonde, dripping her in gold bangles, piercing her (ear) and booking her in for a boob job..

And absolutely NO thought has been given to her upbringing – enlist her in the Forces, or have her learn languages… no contest there.

How about sending her off to Alcampo supermarket to work for under a 1000 Euros a month: then she´d have to live with her parents and grandparents probably till she was 40 (mind you, she´ll probably do that anyway).Poor thing…! I almost feel sorry for her…